A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.
The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story is: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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